God of War Beard Oil
No. 01 · Softer beard. Same signal.
The grooming step that doubles as a signal step. Cedarwood over argan and apricot kernel oil, infused with pheromones. Softens the beard, conditions the skin under it, and puts the signal back after the shower.
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never strips yours
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God of War is our beard oil, built on argan and apricot kernel oil and scented with cedarwood. It softens the beard, conditions the skin underneath, and is infused with pheromones so the grooming step doubles as a signal step. Three or four drops worked through damp hair after a shower is the whole routine. It is the one product in the range that is not tied to a profile, so it wears over any of the nine bar soaps.
Our formulas were developed with a clinical psychologist and pheromone expert. The compounds are bio-identical, so they work with the chemistry you already have rather than masking it. The shower strips most of what your body puts out; this puts it back on the part of your face people are already looking at.
Argan oil, apricot kernel oil, cedarwood fragrance and a pheromone blend.
Free US shipping over $75. Orders out the door in one business day. If it does not work for you inside 30 days we refund it, opened or not.
The beard is the part
the soap never reaches.
God of War is the only beard product we make, and it is not tied to a profile. Cedarwood over argan and apricot kernel oil, infused with pheromones, so conditioning the beard also puts the signal back where a shower took it off.
It is also the only thing in the range that is not tied to a profile, so it sits over whatever you washed with, whether that was Bond, Maverick or Durden that morning.
Cedarwood. Dry, close, unmistakably a beard scent.
Beard oil sits a few inches from your own nose and everybody else’s, so it is built to be noticed at conversation distance and nowhere else. Cedarwood does that better than anything sweeter.
Wood rather than cologne. No sweetness, nothing to clash with what you washed with.
It reads to the person you are talking to. That is the whole intended range.
The oil holds it in the hair far longer than skin holds a spray.
Stack it up.
Drop the price.
Mix cologne, bars and body care across any profile. The discount starts at three items and climbs from there, applied automatically at checkout.
Attraction has a chemistry. The shower washes it off.
Pheromones are chemical messengers detected through scent rather than smelled. They shape how people read you before a word is said.
Only 10% of men secrete an abundant amount of them. The other 90% wash what little they have straight down the drain every morning. Ours are bio-identical and built into the lather, so the signal goes back on with the soap.
Bio-identical means they work with the chemistry you already have instead of masking it. Nothing is added to your routine. You wash the way you always have, and the signal goes on with it.
Pheromones are detected, not smelled. What you notice is the scent and how people respond to you.
Soap, deodorant, body butter, solid and spray cologne carry the same formula, so layering compounds it.
The shower takes it off. This puts it back.
Only 10% of the male population secretes an abundant amount of the pheromones women respond to. Most grooming products do nothing to put it back.
Ours replenishes it. Made in the USA in small batches with the cleanest ingredients out there. 100% of women are looking for 10% of men. Our soap puts you in the 10%.
30-day guarantee
What you get
Conditioning the beard and the skin under it, with the signal going on at the same time. Everything below is what the bottle actually buys you.
Two of the lightest carrier oils there are, so it softens the beard and the skin under it without leaving grease behind.
Dry wood rather than cologne. It sits close to the face, which is the only place a beard scent should be noticeable.
The signal goes on with the conditioning step instead of asking for another one. Nothing else in the range covers the beard.
Most beard itch is dry skin underneath it. The oil is for the skin as much as the hair.
Three or four into the palm, worked through damp hair down to the skin. A bottle goes a long way.
What men are saying
Wear it for 30 days.
Watch how people respond.
Eight years married, then divorced, and suddenly back out there. A friend told me to try pheromones. I thought he was joking. He was not, and I have been building this line ever since.
The beard was the one part the soap never reached, and the itch was the giveaway. It took a clinical psychologist and a lot of failed batches to get a real pheromone dose to sit under a fragrance this bright without either one fighting the other. Most of what we tried either buried the pheromones or smelled like a chemistry set.
This is the one I keep on the dresser, and it is the one that outsells everything else we make. Not because we push it hardest, but because it is the bottle men come back for.
Use it for a month. If nothing changes, email us inside 30 days and we refund you, half a bottle gone or not. Return shipping is on you, no interrogation.
The beard is one step. Build the base first.
Every one of these carries the same pheromone formula, and the soap, deodorant and body butter can all ride on the same subscription.
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Good questions. Straight answers.
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Take the quiz →What does it smell like?
Cedarwood. Dry wood rather than cologne, and close to the face rather than filling a room. It sits under a cologne without fighting it.
Is it greasy?
No, if you use three or four drops. Argan and apricot kernel are light carrier oils and they absorb into the hair and the skin rather than sitting on top. More than a few drops is where any oil starts to shine.
Will it stop the itch?
Most beard itch is dry skin underneath rather than the hair itself, which is what the oil is for. Work it down to the skin, not just through the beard.
When do I put it on?
Straight out of the shower while the beard is still damp. That is when it takes the oil best, and it is the point in the day where the shower has just stripped your natural signal.
Does it come in the three profiles?
No. God of War is one formula, cedarwood, and it is the only beard product we make. It layers over any of the nine bar soaps, so it works whichever profile you wash with.
Can I use it on a short beard or stubble?
Yes. Fewer drops, same routine. On stubble it is doing more for the skin than the hair, which is usually where the itch comes from anyway.
Can I put it on a subscription?
Yes. Choose a delivery interval instead of a one-time purchase and the subscription price applies to every order. Change the interval, skip, pause or cancel from your account.
Will I be able to smell the pheromones?
No, and neither will anyone else. Pheromones are detected rather than smelled, so what you notice is the cedarwood and how people respond to you.
Shipping and returns?
Free US shipping on orders over $75, and most orders arrive in 4 to 5 days. If it is not for you, email us inside 30 days and we refund it, opened or not. Return shipping is on you.
The rest of the arsenal.
Already using the oil? The same routine runs across the whole line.
Nine scents across three profiles. Wash with any of them, the beard oil layers over the top.
Aluminum-free, one per profile, and it holds where body heat is highest.
Whipped shea and natural oils in all three profiles, so the scent stays on your skin instead of drying off.




























